what did the squirrel say to his waitress
squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit
why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest
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i do what i feel, thanks
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
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| me trying to tell a story: | so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know |
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
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wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
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What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions.
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